Curiosities of China, Bureaucrats and Chinglish
Whilst living in China, I came to the conclusion that somewhere in the darkest depths of the local government of Beijing there was a bureaucrat who was grossly under employed. As we all know, any bureaucrat who finds himself with no real work to do, will quickly invent jobs for himself. There is some natural law about this, I just cant bring its name to mind just now.... but it has to do with the survival of this particular species (Bureaucraticus underemployedius). A number of local regulations came into effect which were hard to explain using logic as a starting point. To wit:- All taxi drivers had to wear ochre shirts and rather startling striped ties. No dogs taller than 25 cms at the shoulder might live within the part of Beijing defined by the fourth ring road. All shops had to have identical letter type and sized name boards above their shops. Furthermore, a concerted attempt was made to wipe out one of the most creative and enjoyable uses...